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The dance.

You’re standing on foot, then the next.  One foot.  The  next.  One foot.  The next.  You’re kind of bouncing.  Clenching those core muscles.  One foot; the other.  One foot; the other.   You’re not sure if you’re going to make it.  Clench, step.  Clench, step.

You go into a store, hopefully.  Despite the fact that a big sign hangs over that door with those 5 words.  “Restrooms.  Are.  For.  Customers.  ONLY.”

Fine.

At this point you’re willing to buy something.  Anything.  A bottle of water.  A muffin.  A flat screen tv.

A child.

You’re almost there.  You can feel it.  Clench, step.  But then.  Then there’s a sign hanging on the door.  Some more words that mean business.  “Out.  Of.  Order.”  Or maybe you realize that you don’t have any money on you.  “Credit.  Cards.  Not.  Accepted.”  You’re hopping faster now.

So comes a site.

The site: www.mizpee.com.

What it is: MizPee will find you the closest, cleanest toilet in your area.  You can add and review toilets–and for those extra long trips, you can even play toilet trivia.  Targeted for “the needs of urban women, mothers of young children, sufferers of Crohn’s or Colitis,” keep in mind, as in the words of that children’s book, everyone poops.  Oh, and she’s available on the mobile now.

Help keep your city clean; save the dancing for the dance floors.