The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
Joey: Uhhhh. (He’s not sure)
The Salesman: Do you ah, currently own a set of encyclopedias?
Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.
The Salesman: Actually, I’m not buying. I’m selling. Let me ask [...]
Posted in Food / Wine / Dining, Resource on Nov 3rd, 2009
That plate of broccoli looks good, so does that hamburger. Which one should I have? Hmm. Need a little help from the Internet to decide? Ok, choosing between vegetables and junk food might be easy. What about when you want to choose between a Big Mac or Whopper. You might want to choose between [...]
Posted in Entertainment, Money Saver, Resource on Oct 5th, 2009
Books. DVDs. Clothes. Saliva. Wives. Whatever.
If all that (actually, any of that) sounds fun to you, here’s a club for you.
Well, not the wife part. Or the saliva part. They have other sites for that. Sick-o.
The site: titletrader.com.
What it is: The deal. You join the club, you list your books, movies, [...]
Posted in Resource on Oct 1st, 2009
Spilled coffee on my keyboard. Damn.
I have a pool and the water’s getting cloudy. Now what?
It’s getting near Christmas time and you know what all that means… yup, Christmas sap everywhere. Rugs. Hands. Underwear. F!
I really have a lot of blood on my hands. And so it got on my clothes. Stuff?
I’ve never been [...]
The dance.
You’re standing on foot, then the next. One foot. The next. One foot. The next. You’re kind of bouncing. Clenching those core muscles. One foot; the other. One foot; the other. You’re not sure if you’re going to make it. Clench, step. Clench, step.
You go into a store, hopefully. Despite the fact that [...]